they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
