Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
we should paint friendship bongs
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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