1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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