Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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