I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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