hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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