Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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