Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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