I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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