Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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