used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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