It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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