is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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