We're facebook friends in real life
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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