Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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