at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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