Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
