SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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