how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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