Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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