dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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