What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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