What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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