I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
