We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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