I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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