3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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