shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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