You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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