he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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