dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I see more hoeing in ur future
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