They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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