Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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