apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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