I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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