Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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