one two three fourrrrnication!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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