I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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