Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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