You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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