i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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