we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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