he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
love makes seman taste better
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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