He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
3pm strippers are depressing
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Pooping to opera.
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