He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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