You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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