I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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