As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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