last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Randomize
