too bad you live with your parents still
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
false alarm, still single
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