Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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